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Well, hello there, hot stuff! π I'm a bit of a disaster π€―, but let's be real, who isn't these days? But the good news is, I come with a warranty - if you can handle me, I promise you'll never be bored. πβοΈ
Now, I have to warn you, I have the potty mouth of a sailor π€¬. But hey, that just means I'm fluent in a language that would make your grandmother blush. π And let's face it, sometimes you just need a little spice in your life, right? πΆοΈ
I operate on cat time π±, so my schedule is a little bit all over the place. But don't worry, that just means I'm always ready for a spontaneous adventure. π€ͺ Just try to keep up with me, okay? πβοΈ
But enough about my flaws, let's talk about the good stuff. I'm the queen of fun. πΈ If you want someone to laugh with π, dance with π, or just be plain silly with π€ͺ, I'm your girl. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Let's throw caution to the wind and make some memories that we'll laugh about for years to come. π
So, what do you say? Are you ready for the ride of your life? Buckle up, baby, because it's gonna be a wild one! π
Thank you immensely for taking the time to read my profile to avoid disappointment or time wasting please send a text message to 0466430588 with the following information and be aware i do ask for a $50 deposit for bookings to weed out the time wasters xx
• Your name
• Date/time
• Desired service you wish
• Duration of service
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$600/1 hr
Gender: Female
Height: -
Hair: Long Brown
Eyes: Blue
Bust: D cup
Dress: Size 10
Ethnicity: Caucasian